Dddddddddddd daym

Im pretty sure im not supposed to do anything on Sundays. Why you ask. Because .........that's all the answer you get.

Eh .......

It amazes me at work how peole read the news paper at work. The spread it all over the table like they are going to take a shit on the the table. Then they just walk off..... Why in the hell is this an ok way to to read a paper. You take up all the room so I now can't enjoy my bagel and blueberry cream cheese . Pluse you're ugy and your voice is annoying as shit. I hope you walk into a wall today........

Try and stop me.......

This is a conversion I had with a girl when I had first bout my house,I had lawn furniture to sit in my tv stand and I was sleeping in the bonus room. We had just got done eating out and came back to watch a movie when she said.......
Girl: what's that?
Me: oh, that's my owl
Girl: what's it for?
Me: to scare the haters, you know
         Keep them out
Girl: that thingis weirdand creepy
         And it keeps staring at me
Me: why?
Girl: I don't know!
Me: are you a hater?
Girl : no what would make you think
            That?
Me: you were talking pretty bad
        About my owl you must be a
         Hater . Now you have to leave
Girl: shut up
After this I start the movie and put the owl beside me and I told her it was to protect ne from he haterisms

so his butt print was on your windsheild?

I went to a happy little highschool called Nashville School for the Arts. Even though they probubly wouldnt like me to admit it i went there and loved it. There are so many memories from that place its crazy, so here is just one or maybe a hundred.... screw it ill just put some of my most fondest memorise of that place.......

1. Stealing door knobs - yes i did it it was an old school and youo could just jerk the knobs off (thats what she said)

2.Going to Prom with Shoup - it wasnt going to prom with her that was fun it was meeting the people i might not have ever talked to at NSA if i hadnt gone

with her. Weird thing is my cousin married her cousin.......

3. Mrs. Tutt - Even though we didnt get along my senior year she was still a

great teacher and tried to keep me in line, me and mike still

laugh at the last thing i ever told her..."You are really making

me angry" you had to be there, it was sad

4. The People - no not all the students there just the ones lucky enough to be

apart of a group called the people. Mostly Mr. Woodal's class

5. Scene design and construction - Im pretty sure we were the best class at that, but at the same

time we were the worst about listing to anything mrs. Tutt

Said. We were constantly cracking joke walking off or if

you were Terence you were hiding in the curtain. I mean

that is literally the class where Marcus got the nick name

"Moon Pie" mostly because he mooned everyone

in the class......seriously

6 Donnie Crenshaw - If you went or ever had Mr. Donnie Crenshaw then i dont need say a thing, he is the craziest smartest most dangerous

teacher i have ever had......man he was awesome....

7. Dances for no reason - D.J. Bell and his laser table......oh and he did steal somebodies

portable CD player

8.Senior Prom - I took Jole Lenard instead of my girl friend.........seriously made

the right choice

9. The gym classes - only at NSA do you go from coach Wright to Mr Mallack ( i think

that was his name) to teachers with two totally different

thoughts on kids. I mean im pretty sure Mallack was living in

boys locker room.......seriously

10. The time i peed for Scott - as i look back at this it was dumb for me to do but he was in a

tough spot and he was my friend and i wanted to help

long story short he needed my pee for a drung test so he

wouldnt get in trouble and it was a game of cat and mouse

were me and him were carrying around a bottle of my pee

most of the day, i would do it again if need be for real, but

wewe are both in a place where we can laugh at this now...

it was high school so im sure some of my memory is

a little more dramatized than the actual event but its still

funny

11. Marcus hit the dumpster - Imagine sitting down in your car waiting for school to start

when you friend in his car which he called the "blue lagoon"

comes flying down the hill in which goes into the parking lot

and literaly feet away from the dumpster hits his breaks

and skids all the way to the dumpster and hits it going

probably 7-2 mph then puts his car into reverse and parks

right beside you gets out like nothing happen and says

"hey"........marcus does that.....

12. jole takes a dance class - jole had to take a dance class his senior year, normaly it

wouldnt be weird for a male to do this but it was Jole and

it was funny.......really funny

13.  In all honesty I got high a lot there, I look back and probably shouldn't of gotten that high as much as I did, but I did and it was my choice ha

Don't make me tell you again.....GO WONE

Ok time to fess up about something, my jr year of high school at Nashville school of the arts i told the teacher something happen and so i wouldn't have to take a test........and it worked.....and he is what happen

It was Friday and i knew i had a big test in miss Scott's class that i obviously didn't study for. so the only logical thing i could think of to do is make up a huge lie and try to get out of it. So i thought and thought and thought some more and the story i came up was that i was driving to school when this guy cut me off and i flipped him off and he got pissed and forced me off the road and he pulled over too, and when he got out of his car i got out of mine screaming at each other and when we got close to each other i thought he was swinging at me so i swung first and knocked him out and ran and got back into my car and sped back to school......I tell her this with one of the best acting jobs i have ever done in my life and she believed me or at least i thought she did, I mean i got out of taking the test REALLY I DID. It even got to Mr. Crenshaw the crazy teacher and he believed it seriously. Now that i sit back and look at it maybe Mrs. Scott was just impressed that i made up and elaborate enough lie that she gave me credit and let it slide.....nah she totally bought it......as far as i know Crenshaw still talks about it at least he told my cousin MM......................................................................................................................................Sorry mom hahaha

I got my thumb stuck in a bottle, yes I'm that dumb to get my thumb stuck in a bottle.....

Every December there is a special day that come were every one gets together and they are all filled with joy and happiness. They share stories and laugh and hang out and have a good time. No I'm not talking about Christmas at all, but Santa is involved and he ain't handing out presents or at least not all of them are. I know some of you may be confused as to what I'm talking about, but their is a small few of you who know exactly what I'm talking about.........and you are smiling right now because you remember the greatest time you have ever had in your life, and if you say no I'm wrong then your just lying to yourself.......seriously. what I'm talking about is Santa Con. or you may gave heard it called the Nashville Santa rampage. "What is it?" you ask well its where a bunch of people get together and dress like Santa and go bar hopping. So yes its a pub crawl where everyone is dressed like Santa and spreading Christmas cheer! It was the most amazing thing ever to walk down second ave. with 200 Santa's (give or take....maybe more like 100 but still i had been drinking and was just ball parking it) and shouting HO HO HO. It was great and will be something i remember forever, even at the next one I'm not sure it will even live up to that. I think i explained pretty well how much fun i had and how awesome it truly was and if you still don't get how much fun i had then let me say this IT WAS SERIOUSLY FUCKING AWESOME! Get the point now, you must now know that i almost died at this. I know what your thinking how could it be that much fun and you almost die, or maybe a great another drunk driver story, but i didn't drive we planned ahead and had a sober ride...Santa played it smart. (THANKS AGAIN PATTY POO) What I'm about to tell you is the scariest thing that has happen to me during the happiest time of my life.....let me say that again "What I'm about to tell you is the scariest thing that has happen to me during the happiest time of my life" and it included my friend Bradly..........

Bradly and me were hanging out by the Jukebox at the bar (Beer Cellar) and we were small talking and kinda in shock at the amount of Santas crammed into that place (it wasn't over capacity so don't freak out) it was an amazing thing it was seriously a sea of red and white. I was completely different from where we had started at 5 points. We showed up early to three crow bar to grab something to eat and it was almost like showing up early to prom, everyone there was not dress like us and just staring at us (Me, KEKE, and Bradly) it was odd and uncomfortable but we ran with it (as i often do). It was about an hour until every one else showed up but still it was nothing like what was going on where we are at now.......it was insane. I am having a blast taking pictures of Santa, taking pictures with Santa just hanging out high fiveing Santa and just having fun. Then it happen me and brad were talking by the jukebox when out of no where this creepy Santa walked out of the sea of red and white and walked towards me and Bradly. we stood there not knowing what was going one and he walked up and said something to which i said "yea man" i have no idea what he said it was loud as shit in there, but apparently I said the wrong thing, because what he didn't next almost made me crap my pants. He kinda glares at me and Bradly real weird like then he takes the glass in his hand and smashes it against the jukebox and holds up the broken piece in his hand at me and Bradly. We freeze completely because we have no idea what is going on and we are not completely freaking out. He drops the glass in his hand and hold his finger up to his lip and makes the "shhhhh" face . I nod i don't know what Bradly was doing because i didn't take my eyes off the guy. Then he kinda just morphs back in to the sea of Santa. That was it me and Bradly look at each other like we had both been spared for some reason, which we had been. Next come probably one of the dumbest things i have ever said, and yes even for me this is one of the dumbest things i have ever said. One of the guys that worked there came up right after everything just went down and was cleaning it up, He asked me and Bradly what happen we tell him, and while i tell him this the phrase "I think he was dressed like Santa" came out. To which he replied "really you think". Yes i said it, i called out the guy dressed like Santa at a Santa PUB CRAWL.......I win

********(I have to ask permission to post a photo of the party we went to after the pub crawl because it isn't mine and the people in it may not want their face on my blog, but the way i look and KEKE looks as well as her husband Bradly looks it really explains our night tremendously and captures really how much fun this thing really was..........I cant wait till Santa rampage 2011!)*********