Yea the goat had it commin, he was talking shit.

So I got some good new, but we are going to star this off right. If you read or have read my blog I'm not really shy about saying I'm 26 and live with my parents. I'm not proud of it but it works or should i say worked. That's right ladies and germs I'm moving out. After two glorious years at home the turkey is leaving the nest yet again. lol its a good time in my life right now got a new car and a new place to say "tear" I'm a big boy now and i cant wait to see what I'm going to be when i grow up. Well i thought i would blog about this since not much else is going on in my life, besides school witch is awesome, not really. I'm out later

I was never picked last in kickball.

I have always thought stereo types were funny and I don't tend to abide by any maybe some that don't fit who i am but they are silly. Whats even funner is when something happens to you that is so stereo typical that I don't wanna think its real. Like the time i was arrested at a Lynard Skynard concert for drinking.

It was the summer I was going into my Junior year of high school and we had tickets to see , don't judge me, Travis Tritt and Lynard Skynard. I figured I should go because I was a white boy in the south and its our birth right to see them at least once i don't know why but then again i don't make the rules. Its an awesome day the sun is shining bright, and one of the guys we are with found a 21 bracelet, its the thing you get I.D.ed for so you can drink. They ask me if i wanted a beer and you know what I didn't, yes i actually passed on a beer. They come back and travis tritt is squaking bout some bs and we are just hanging out having fun, when one of my friends has to go to the bathroom and asks me to hold his beer. I don't think anything of it, so when he comes back and security is with him because the stopped to get a couple more and the security decided to do there jobs and ask questions I'm now holding a beer that im not drinking in front of the man. now we are marched to the back to the police substation, with the theme music of travis tritt, how fitting. We get to the back and we get a chance to call our parents to pick us up, sure enough i cant get ahold of mine so now they are taking about if i don't get ahold of anyone then I'm going to jail, great i would say something smart but its not security guards any more its the police and I'm like 15 so im scared.
I finally get someone and i cant believe that i got this person but they bailed my ass out big time. I had my grandmother come get me. Well she can't drive at night so she had my uncle drive her and they came and got me. This was punishment enough i thought being walked out by your grandmother. To top things off when we are driving home my uncle gets pulled over because the officer saw us leave the concert and thought he might of been drinking. When I got home I got it from my mom really bad, but what you have to understand is my mother is the master of evil punishments it all worked out I was alive.

Sometime i like to pee in the dark.

things i have done that really don't have a story but are funny.

1. Cried at the end of harry and the Henderson's movie

2. Threw up in the movie theater while watching turner and hooch\

3. Cried at batteries not included movie

4. Threw up at the theater at K-9

5. Once poured Ajax on my swimming trunks and went streaking to the pool and jumped in naked.

6. Ruined my sisters 13Th or 14Th birthday party by walking around with my shirt off and flexing for the ladies.

7. Blew my sister birthday candles out with my nose

8. Used my sisters left over icing from her cake to make a beard.

9. got my hand stuck in the VCR for about a hour while i was home alone, i was like 11.

10. I was kicked in the nut by a kid tackling the tackle dummy during practice.

11. Went on a walk and saw two deer getting it on.

12.

(I WILL KEEP ADDING TO THIS AS I REMEMBER SO CHECK BACK FOR MORE FUNNY OR IF YOU HAVE ONE FEEL FREE TO ADD BUT ITS SOMETHING I DID THAT DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A STORY, IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING I JUST DID)

24 Hoours with Seth!

In this blog you will be reading what I do in a 24 hour period, what a normal day in my life is, and what music I listen to while I'm doing what I'm doing. I don't write down everything and I set my Zune to random, so that is how i chose the music i listen to. If this goes over well then I will try and do this more often.



July 7, 2009



4:30 am Woke up to go on my walk/jog.



4:32 am When back to sleep



5:30 am Wake up to start my day hop on the scale , cool i almost lost all my 4th weight i gained. Then droped a duece. hoped on the scale now i lost all the 4th weight. Now i gots to get my coffe.



5:45 am hop on facebook not much going on. reply to Michale H. post. watch a video my brother in law posted (funny funny funny) Whatching jordan sparks video Battlefield



6:30 am should be getting ready for work but going to play farkle instead woohoo



6:54 am got ready fr work going out the door tell my mother bye and luv you, yes thats right 26 and living at home, just living the dream every day



7:15 am getting to work listen to drake - best i ever had the whole way. Luv it.



7:20 am clock in



7:20:30 am thinking of a way to go home early, deside to stay.



7:50 am nard dog shows up for work we chit chat, he tells me stuff like how his wife ripped a nasty fart the we joke about the river boat bandits



8:18 am Deep disscusion on the the tree amigos movie



8:20 am zune goes on, first song Ben Harper - faded woohoo



8:25 am Nard Dog & I talk about reciving and their awesome work eithic

( Back Kids - not going to teach your boyfriend how to dance)



8:28 am Nard dog & I discuss group nick names we are so Gnarles barkley or the Lone Rangers, COFFE BREAK!

(Delta Spirit - the step and the walk)



8:34 am RIVERBOAT BANDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jake One - God Like)



8:34 am Our Local Dummy leaves early woohoo

(Firemen - Sign the Change)



8:50 am fart on little old lady

( Jack Johnson - Sleep Threw the static)



9:00 am Break Dance Fighting with the Nard Dog

( Kelly Stoltz - Wave Goodbye)



9:13 am Thinking about what i did last night not to happy, fart on little old lady feel a little better, hurry up 10 o'clock

( J mascist and Friends - Please remember I'm here)



9:30 am Me & The Nard Dog disscus the inner workings of our job =)

(Oh No - Action)



9:44 am Cell Phone Bill Paid

(Death Cab For Cutie - I will posses your heart)



10:00 am Break Time fuck yea bro, The Nard dog rags on me about my blog and about my snack choice and the he crack off color MJ joke. Johnny Boy does his lunges by the break area. JV shows up we disscuss poop and putting eggs on our salad yummy! Nard dog v/s banna , Nard Dog wins.



10:24 am break over someone shoots me Nard Dog makes fun of the riverboat bandits and our local dummy again and i do too.

(Louie Armstrong - What a wonderful world)



10:40 am Dance to Beyonce's crazy on love



10:42 am Booger sighting

(Massive attach - Angel)



10:58 am Nard Dog and Jonny Boy try and get me to skip afternoon workout, no way! I lied, I lied it was me trying to get them to go.

(Ray Lamontange - hanna)



11:15 am Hahahah We are going to Elchico to eat woohoo

( Burdon Brothers - If your going to heaven)



11:30 am Arguing With Cuz K about cats, hate them.

( Flogging Molly - The light of a fading star)



11:38 am Giggles Mcgee Sighting

(Flogging Molly - Float)



12:00 pm LUNCH TIME OH YEA , lunch was cool, got our regular waitress johnny boy made her mad over some sour cream, we vented about work and now back to work we go boo who? good time

(Drop Kick Murphys - The rocky road to dublin)



1:30 pm Nard Dog get into a shit talking contest, funny funny, the quick talk about life, deat, and video games, just the norm in the warehouse.

( Kelly Stoltz - Everything Begins)



1:50 pm Just Found out Kareeoke on second break

( Flogging Molly - The Likes of You)



1:55 pm Scratch that we are hackin

(Silversun Pickups - Three Seed)



1:56 pm Droped a Duece

( Dropkick Murphys - Hey Little rich Boy)



2:05 pm Nard Dog rags on my bloging again

(Ben Folds Five - Army)



2:18 pm Johnny boy being sassy

(Fjiya & Miyagi - Cassett single)



2:38 pm Light say i look tired, i am and its showing really bad

(Ben Folds Five - Jackson Canery)



3:00 pm Hacking was ok



3:36 pm Made a new word hobully (hopefully) Nard Dog Made suere i Knew about it

( Pearl Jam - Last Exit)



3:39 pm Farted on little old lady

(Noah and the whale - Rocks and Daggers)



3:46 pm light talking about beating people up again, oh no

( Wilco - Monday)



3:54 pm Lesson about elvis from vinney B

(New Found Glory - Sincerly Me)



4:09 pm Big Curtis shows up day almost over, farted on little old lady

(Death Cab for Cutie - Twin Sized Bed)



4:23 pm Last few minutes of work and it glorious

(cypresshill - aint going out like that)



4:30 pm Off work on my way home, yayaya

(David Banhart I just feel like a child)

(Rancid - I aint worried)

(Jim Jones - This is the life)



4:45 pm I think i made cuz K mad, I did call her horse face

( Dropkick Murphys - Captain Kellys Kitchen)



4:55 pm Cuz K is cool now she made fun of my toe, Note to slef dont mention horse head around cuz k

(Killswitch Engadge - Holy Diver)



5:05 pm DM just reminded me about a funny story i need to blog about, yayayay her

(El Michels Affair - Behind the Blue Curtins)



5:12 pm JPVS is picking on me now im sad and crying, she is funny. My mom bout me a shirt. I feel even better now, awesome.

(Matt Costa - Songs We Sing)



5:24 pm Gone to shower then off to Academy sports fun balls

( Old Crow Medicine Show - Let it Alone)



6:30 pm Bout some ankle weights and a workout ball, yea thats right a workout ball.

(Daughtry - Over You)



6:45 pm Some kid are selling water by the side of the road. Wanna know how i found out? One of the kids ran up banged on my window and yelled at me "HEY MISTA YOU WANT TO BUY SOME WATER" My response was a very loud masculine scream.

( Drake - Best I Ever Had)



7:00 pm watching Ultimate 100 fights with pops and talking a little fighting too.



8:19 pm Thinking about starting to work on my blog its going to take a while to finish, I think i have had better ideas. My mom brings my icream i am a complet loser, but i have ice cream so ha!



9:05 pm Instead of starting on this blog I write about the time I was chased by a fox, yup thats right i was chased by a fox and it wasnt that fun.



9:30 pm Playing Farkle can not belive that LA beat my score.



9:45 starting to think that this blog is going to take for ever to spell check, because i can not spell at all, this is now a horrible idea.



10:00 pm gone to bed good night world.





4:30 am wake up to go walk/jog and you know how the rest goes



There you go 24 hours of my life in a blog, wow im boring. Thanks for reading let me know what you think?

So your telling me there's a chance.

When i was younger i loved playing baseball, it was the most important thing to me at the time. My last year had some major highlights that will stick with me forever and here is just one memory that I would like to share with you.





I played third base for Madison little league on the met's, and allow me to brag on myself a little I wasn't to shabby more defence than offence. I loved it was the most fun ever. Well one night game it was the third inning or so and it was going by slooooooooooooooooooow. Batter comes up runner on second the pitch strike runner tries and steals third, catcher get out of position throws the ball to third, I get into position to make the play, we got him beat I'm going to make the tag and it going to be awesome. I go to make the catch and then, why i have no idea maybe god needed a laugh or something Else but the light go out and the ball hit me in the nose. It was no good at all. the lights are out I'm on the ground with blood coming out of my nose and everyone is kinda freaking out, not to bad but its still funny. Lights come on I'm still on the ground getting back up blood coming out of my nose, it was a glorious time for me, i finished the game, i was probably suppose to switch jerseys but they didn't have one big enough for me. hahhaha