My name is Danger, but you can call me Seth.

If your laying in bed with a girl and she asks, "have you ever wondered who invented kisses?" you pat her on her head and say "Jesus did baby" and roll over and go to bed.

TRUE STORY

A conversation with Percy.

As many of my readers know i walk and i walk a lot, it helps, with what i dunno but it just does. Well one day i met this plesent fellow named Percy who was pretty cool and this is the conversation i had with him.

Seth: Hey whats going on? Can i sit here?

Percy: Yea free country aint it, pluse i could use the company i guess. Whats your name?

Me: Seth and you?

Percy: Percy

Seth: Thats cool

Percy: Yea I guess

Seth: So what are you doing here?

Percy: Well I'm suppose to be walking for exercise because my doctor tells me to.

Seth: Well thats good, how long are you here?

Percy: Well my son-in-law drops me off around 3:30 and my daughter picks me up around 5:30 or as soon as she gets off work.

Seth: So your here for like 2 hours and your suppose to be walking and you don't so what do you do?

Percy: ah look at the ladies

Seth: hahahah your going to get in trouble ahhaha

Percy: haha no i wont im a little old man, and pluse if they catch me looking i just smile real big and tell them good morning in my nice little old guy voice

Seth: that is classy

Percy: Damn right it is