Showing posts with label knockout. Show all posts
Showing posts with label knockout. Show all posts
Thursday, August 13, 2009
how am i suppose to look you in the eye when you have a booger hanging out of your nose.
Being a preschool teacher, as i said before, will always be the best job I've ever had, also the best birth control ever. During nap time there is really much for a teacher to do, so that when you would put a lot of the art work up of do some of you paper work. Me what would i do, I would cut facial hair out of construction paper and when the kids would wake up i would put it on them. So just imagine a room with ah 15 kids give or take a few with beards goatees and mustaches. Yea we would be having a blast eating snack hanging out. This all started when a kid shaved his eyebrows off and i felt bad so i made him some and it just kept going.
Monday, August 3, 2009
I told my mom no pickles, GOSH!
So there are a lot of thing I'm not proud of, the night i stole Christmas was not one of the things im not proud of. This was truly a night i will tell everyone i meet, it just to damn funny.
I met some guys at a friends house and we all decide to ride to another friends house where more people were hanging out at. So i catch a ride with Tid and Chase (two funny funny people) We get to this guys house and it this first time Ive been here and everyone is hanging out in the basement. we walk in and dang this is pretty cool big screen TV and a PS two (yea it was that long ago that a PS two was cool) we goofed off and played games cracked jokes. Until this guy names Pace challenges me to a game of chess. Now if you know me the is one thing for sure I'm not the sharpest knife in the kitchen, so why in the hell would i play chess. Because Pace get on my nerves an he i just as dumb as me so game on bitches. Watching us play at first is Tid and chase, we all start drinking from the antique coke machine that they had. By the end of the second game everyone is watching us and all the coke is out of the machine. Three people drank every coke in the machine. Needless to say the owner was not to pleased at all. So the party breaks up and everyone goes there separate ways except for me, chase, and Tid. Its December and where we are there are a lot of decorations out in peoples yards. I holler at Tid to pull over he think i got to pee or something but no i take off running and i take all the candy canes in the yard and run back to the car and i fall trying to run up a hill, let the fun begin, i think it was like 5 or 6. I get back to the car and everyone is getty with joy and we are laughing really hard. We don't get two blocks when chase says stop the car and Tid does and he shoots out of the car and snatches up half the damn yard. I was amazed but chase did play football and could run like a deer. He get back to the car with at least 10 or fifteen different things. I was topped and i couldn't let this happen. We go maybe two houses down and i yell stop Tid does and the yard is full of crap except and all three of us get out and grab all we can by the end of this at least 10 - 15 yard are missing their decorations, and they are in Tid's car. I know what your asking yourself why would i do such a thing and what the hell did you do with all the decorations? Well had all had about 20 cokes each in like a hour period so we where jacked up and mix it with adrenaline and we were turbo jacked, and the best part about it all was was put in my friend Dug parent's yard. It was amazing the sight of the what was 10 - 15 yards worth of Christmas decorations. Yes i stole Christmas and it was fun. Wait that sounds really bad.
I met some guys at a friends house and we all decide to ride to another friends house where more people were hanging out at. So i catch a ride with Tid and Chase (two funny funny people) We get to this guys house and it this first time Ive been here and everyone is hanging out in the basement. we walk in and dang this is pretty cool big screen TV and a PS two (yea it was that long ago that a PS two was cool) we goofed off and played games cracked jokes. Until this guy names Pace challenges me to a game of chess. Now if you know me the is one thing for sure I'm not the sharpest knife in the kitchen, so why in the hell would i play chess. Because Pace get on my nerves an he i just as dumb as me so game on bitches. Watching us play at first is Tid and chase, we all start drinking from the antique coke machine that they had. By the end of the second game everyone is watching us and all the coke is out of the machine. Three people drank every coke in the machine. Needless to say the owner was not to pleased at all. So the party breaks up and everyone goes there separate ways except for me, chase, and Tid. Its December and where we are there are a lot of decorations out in peoples yards. I holler at Tid to pull over he think i got to pee or something but no i take off running and i take all the candy canes in the yard and run back to the car and i fall trying to run up a hill, let the fun begin, i think it was like 5 or 6. I get back to the car and everyone is getty with joy and we are laughing really hard. We don't get two blocks when chase says stop the car and Tid does and he shoots out of the car and snatches up half the damn yard. I was amazed but chase did play football and could run like a deer. He get back to the car with at least 10 or fifteen different things. I was topped and i couldn't let this happen. We go maybe two houses down and i yell stop Tid does and the yard is full of crap except and all three of us get out and grab all we can by the end of this at least 10 - 15 yard are missing their decorations, and they are in Tid's car. I know what your asking yourself why would i do such a thing and what the hell did you do with all the decorations? Well had all had about 20 cokes each in like a hour period so we where jacked up and mix it with adrenaline and we were turbo jacked, and the best part about it all was was put in my friend Dug parent's yard. It was amazing the sight of the what was 10 - 15 yards worth of Christmas decorations. Yes i stole Christmas and it was fun. Wait that sounds really bad.
Yea i just rubbed that, all over my face.*
Some of my stories happen at a happy little place called Three Crow Bar and for good reason. Its a good place to hang out with people. Plus two for one Wed & Sun is good enuff for me to stop by and say hi. Well one particular night with my friend ben we had an espicially fun evening.
We get there and we find a table and leap on it as fast as possible, I think i even elbowed a nin to get to my table. So we are hangin out having a blast playing cheesey ass songs on the Jukebox. It was a wicked good time. Then all of a sudden this hot girl comes to our table and starts chatting us up. Now this is not the norm for three crow, not because im not attractive, lets face it im hot, ok now we have that out of the way, she is really cool and fun to talk to i make her laugh ben makes her laugh she makes us laugh then all of a sundden she looks at a table behind her and ill be damned if its not full of at least 6 other fine girls. At this point i take a mental not as to what i have one, what i did that day and how i did it, because obviously what ever i did it worked ( side note i copied eveything i did that day one time and went to three crow on a 2 4 1 night and it did not work at all) they all come over and i ask them what they do for a living, you know just making convo, & being the nice guy i am. When all of them say what they do. Ladies and gents im not lieing to you when i write this, this is really what they do. a libraryan, a firewoman, a teacher, a doctor, a vetinarian, a dentist. Me and ben look at each other wow they are girls and have real jobs this is to crazy. They ask me and ben and we tell them they giggle not because our jobs suck but because we both have funny stories that go with our jobs. We get a round of shots and befor we take them something hits me. I lean over to be and say this. " you do realize the last time we hang out with these girls was when we were four and the were in a childrens book." ben looks at me then at them and says "yea but im 26 and they are fine and they are real now" Needless too say we didnt hook up with any of them, sad i know, but it was funny. They were cool, we were nice so it was a good time. We see the girls out randomly but never as a group, till this day we never see them out as a group and its usually just one of the never together. Side story when we first started talking to them one of the girls said this to ben "you sir are a thug" ben "what?, how the hell am i thug" girl " you sir are put together well and smell good" ben "then i guess i am a thug" Seth " and i smell like shit"
* - still working on this
We get there and we find a table and leap on it as fast as possible, I think i even elbowed a nin to get to my table. So we are hangin out having a blast playing cheesey ass songs on the Jukebox. It was a wicked good time. Then all of a sudden this hot girl comes to our table and starts chatting us up. Now this is not the norm for three crow, not because im not attractive, lets face it im hot, ok now we have that out of the way, she is really cool and fun to talk to i make her laugh ben makes her laugh she makes us laugh then all of a sundden she looks at a table behind her and ill be damned if its not full of at least 6 other fine girls. At this point i take a mental not as to what i have one, what i did that day and how i did it, because obviously what ever i did it worked ( side note i copied eveything i did that day one time and went to three crow on a 2 4 1 night and it did not work at all) they all come over and i ask them what they do for a living, you know just making convo, & being the nice guy i am. When all of them say what they do. Ladies and gents im not lieing to you when i write this, this is really what they do. a libraryan, a firewoman, a teacher, a doctor, a vetinarian, a dentist. Me and ben look at each other wow they are girls and have real jobs this is to crazy. They ask me and ben and we tell them they giggle not because our jobs suck but because we both have funny stories that go with our jobs. We get a round of shots and befor we take them something hits me. I lean over to be and say this. " you do realize the last time we hang out with these girls was when we were four and the were in a childrens book." ben looks at me then at them and says "yea but im 26 and they are fine and they are real now" Needless too say we didnt hook up with any of them, sad i know, but it was funny. They were cool, we were nice so it was a good time. We see the girls out randomly but never as a group, till this day we never see them out as a group and its usually just one of the never together. Side story when we first started talking to them one of the girls said this to ben "you sir are a thug" ben "what?, how the hell am i thug" girl " you sir are put together well and smell good" ben "then i guess i am a thug" Seth " and i smell like shit"
* - still working on this
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Seth and The Nard Dog do a Mad Lib! (adult content)
Ok here it goes i wanted to do something funny and well i got board at work during a break of course and me and theNard Dog did a mad lib. It was a napoleon dynamite amd lib at that. If you would like to particeipate in a mad lib email me and let me know at sethcarterhasanemail@gmail.com or write and tell me how awesome i really am.
Just Like Napoleon and Pedro, my best freind Tim and I go together like meat and potatoes. We suck together at school; we ride weiners around town, and help eacch other with our chair work. Not only that, but Tim also offers protection. For example , I was recently riding my bike over some very rough wankers near a majestic ravine. I hit one particularly bad beast and went flying in the rowboat, Tim jumped off his octagon and caught me before I could fall off the pisspoor cliff. No one had ever risked thier hairtie to save me like that before. I guess that's what good generators are for. You stick your penis out for each other no matter what the switches are!
yep thats how much fun this can get. lol
Just Like Napoleon and Pedro, my best freind Tim and I go together like meat and potatoes. We suck together at school; we ride weiners around town, and help eacch other with our chair work. Not only that, but Tim also offers protection. For example , I was recently riding my bike over some very rough wankers near a majestic ravine. I hit one particularly bad beast and went flying in the rowboat, Tim jumped off his octagon and caught me before I could fall off the pisspoor cliff. No one had ever risked thier hairtie to save me like that before. I guess that's what good generators are for. You stick your penis out for each other no matter what the switches are!
yep thats how much fun this can get. lol
Sunday, July 19, 2009
AWWWWW Snap!
So at work today i had to get a lot of stuff done like pay a phone bill, buy my books, and get a present for someone. And yes it had to be done right then and there. So i went in early so i could get it done off the clock and not get in trouble. Because i knew i wouldnt have time to get all this done after work plus i needed to pay my bill asap and want my books to ship out that day and if i tryed to do this befor work i would of been late. witch now that I look back i should of just come in late. So i walk in get on go to the place i need to pay my bill and the lady that works behind me walks up and just starts staring at the screen nothing eles just staring at the screen. I say politly "Do you need something", "no" she say. Then why the hell are you lookingg at my info you crazy lady. so i turn the monitor off and explain to her the deal and she says ok. So I turn around again and get started and shure enough she does the same thing. So i cut to the chase and tell her to go away, and she does, but instead of leaving me alone she starts asking me the dumbest questiong like what the weather is going to be like and how tall is sanata clause and how much is the doggy in the window and stuff about tyler perry so i turn around and explain once again that i need to get this done and stop talking to me and I will be more than pleased to answer any and all of lifes questions when i get done. She gets mad and storms off. Thank goodness she is gone, back to work. 5 min. into it and i mean just 5 min, into it and someone else walk up to me, and im not to happy about this guy showing up. He is one of those guys who doesnt know when to leave and when your trying to be nice he doesnt get the picture. So i tell him as soon as he walks up to me I am very bust go away. This is what he says word for word, "Oh yea man i totaly understand your trying to do something like REALLy important and someone wont stop talking to you like when my wife is at home and im trying to watch something on t.v. and she is all like bla bla bla and im all like babe im trying to watch this and she is al like bla bla bla and im all like babe im watchin something on tv and she is still like bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla and im get up and yell at here DAMNIT BABE IM TRYING TO WATCH THIS ON THE NFL NETWORK AND YOU GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES BABE then she get the fucking piture and then i can watch what im watching and when im done im all like ok babe what did you want and it usually something stupid so i know exactly how it is mantrust me i know" all i can do or say is "shut the fuck up and go away before i hit you in your tiny head" that might get anyone to leave but not this guy he says "whoa totaly get the picture dude you must really have something important your trying to do so yea i can totaly understand why you need to pay attention so you dont like mess anything up you know what i mean" i throw a box at him and he scampers off in fear. now i can get down to business because its business time (thank you Flight of the conchords) so i get my books paid for and im almost done with the rest until someone eles comes walking up and he says he man what ya doin? i tell him i was trying to get something done and he says really what and walksup and starts looking on the screen and trying to be nosey then i turn the monitor off and hit him with a box and told him to fuck off and he tryed to explain he was just trying to help and i screamed at him no words just screaming because he was making my head hurt so bad i had to scream at him. he also scampered off and then i finaly got everything done just in time to clock i on time for work. thank goodness i have a job.
Friday, July 10, 2009
24 Hoours with Seth!
In this blog you will be reading what I do in a 24 hour period, what a normal day in my life is, and what music I listen to while I'm doing what I'm doing. I don't write down everything and I set my Zune to random, so that is how i chose the music i listen to. If this goes over well then I will try and do this more often.
July 7, 2009
4:30 am Woke up to go on my walk/jog.
4:32 am When back to sleep
5:30 am Wake up to start my day hop on the scale , cool i almost lost all my 4th weight i gained. Then droped a duece. hoped on the scale now i lost all the 4th weight. Now i gots to get my coffe.
5:45 am hop on facebook not much going on. reply to Michale H. post. watch a video my brother in law posted (funny funny funny) Whatching jordan sparks video Battlefield
6:30 am should be getting ready for work but going to play farkle instead woohoo
6:54 am got ready fr work going out the door tell my mother bye and luv you, yes thats right 26 and living at home, just living the dream every day
7:15 am getting to work listen to drake - best i ever had the whole way. Luv it.
7:20 am clock in
7:20:30 am thinking of a way to go home early, deside to stay.
7:50 am nard dog shows up for work we chit chat, he tells me stuff like how his wife ripped a nasty fart the we joke about the river boat bandits
8:18 am Deep disscusion on the the tree amigos movie
8:20 am zune goes on, first song Ben Harper - faded woohoo
8:25 am Nard Dog & I talk about reciving and their awesome work eithic
( Back Kids - not going to teach your boyfriend how to dance)
8:28 am Nard dog & I discuss group nick names we are so Gnarles barkley or the Lone Rangers, COFFE BREAK!
(Delta Spirit - the step and the walk)
8:34 am RIVERBOAT BANDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jake One - God Like)
8:34 am Our Local Dummy leaves early woohoo
(Firemen - Sign the Change)
8:50 am fart on little old lady
( Jack Johnson - Sleep Threw the static)
9:00 am Break Dance Fighting with the Nard Dog
( Kelly Stoltz - Wave Goodbye)
9:13 am Thinking about what i did last night not to happy, fart on little old lady feel a little better, hurry up 10 o'clock
( J mascist and Friends - Please remember I'm here)
9:30 am Me & The Nard Dog disscus the inner workings of our job =)
(Oh No - Action)
9:44 am Cell Phone Bill Paid
(Death Cab For Cutie - I will posses your heart)
10:00 am Break Time fuck yea bro, The Nard dog rags on me about my blog and about my snack choice and the he crack off color MJ joke. Johnny Boy does his lunges by the break area. JV shows up we disscuss poop and putting eggs on our salad yummy! Nard dog v/s banna , Nard Dog wins.
10:24 am break over someone shoots me Nard Dog makes fun of the riverboat bandits and our local dummy again and i do too.
(Louie Armstrong - What a wonderful world)
10:40 am Dance to Beyonce's crazy on love
10:42 am Booger sighting
(Massive attach - Angel)
10:58 am Nard Dog and Jonny Boy try and get me to skip afternoon workout, no way! I lied, I lied it was me trying to get them to go.
(Ray Lamontange - hanna)
11:15 am Hahahah We are going to Elchico to eat woohoo
( Burdon Brothers - If your going to heaven)
11:30 am Arguing With Cuz K about cats, hate them.
( Flogging Molly - The light of a fading star)
11:38 am Giggles Mcgee Sighting
(Flogging Molly - Float)
12:00 pm LUNCH TIME OH YEA , lunch was cool, got our regular waitress johnny boy made her mad over some sour cream, we vented about work and now back to work we go boo who? good time
(Drop Kick Murphys - The rocky road to dublin)
1:30 pm Nard Dog get into a shit talking contest, funny funny, the quick talk about life, deat, and video games, just the norm in the warehouse.
( Kelly Stoltz - Everything Begins)
1:50 pm Just Found out Kareeoke on second break
( Flogging Molly - The Likes of You)
1:55 pm Scratch that we are hackin
(Silversun Pickups - Three Seed)
1:56 pm Droped a Duece
( Dropkick Murphys - Hey Little rich Boy)
2:05 pm Nard Dog rags on my bloging again
(Ben Folds Five - Army)
2:18 pm Johnny boy being sassy
(Fjiya & Miyagi - Cassett single)
2:38 pm Light say i look tired, i am and its showing really bad
(Ben Folds Five - Jackson Canery)
3:00 pm Hacking was ok
3:36 pm Made a new word hobully (hopefully) Nard Dog Made suere i Knew about it
( Pearl Jam - Last Exit)
3:39 pm Farted on little old lady
(Noah and the whale - Rocks and Daggers)
3:46 pm light talking about beating people up again, oh no
( Wilco - Monday)
3:54 pm Lesson about elvis from vinney B
(New Found Glory - Sincerly Me)
4:09 pm Big Curtis shows up day almost over, farted on little old lady
(Death Cab for Cutie - Twin Sized Bed)
4:23 pm Last few minutes of work and it glorious
(cypresshill - aint going out like that)
4:30 pm Off work on my way home, yayaya
(David Banhart I just feel like a child)
(Rancid - I aint worried)
(Jim Jones - This is the life)
4:45 pm I think i made cuz K mad, I did call her horse face
( Dropkick Murphys - Captain Kellys Kitchen)
4:55 pm Cuz K is cool now she made fun of my toe, Note to slef dont mention horse head around cuz k
(Killswitch Engadge - Holy Diver)
5:05 pm DM just reminded me about a funny story i need to blog about, yayayay her
(El Michels Affair - Behind the Blue Curtins)
5:12 pm JPVS is picking on me now im sad and crying, she is funny. My mom bout me a shirt. I feel even better now, awesome.
(Matt Costa - Songs We Sing)
5:24 pm Gone to shower then off to Academy sports fun balls
( Old Crow Medicine Show - Let it Alone)
6:30 pm Bout some ankle weights and a workout ball, yea thats right a workout ball.
(Daughtry - Over You)
6:45 pm Some kid are selling water by the side of the road. Wanna know how i found out? One of the kids ran up banged on my window and yelled at me "HEY MISTA YOU WANT TO BUY SOME WATER" My response was a very loud masculine scream.
( Drake - Best I Ever Had)
7:00 pm watching Ultimate 100 fights with pops and talking a little fighting too.
8:19 pm Thinking about starting to work on my blog its going to take a while to finish, I think i have had better ideas. My mom brings my icream i am a complet loser, but i have ice cream so ha!
9:05 pm Instead of starting on this blog I write about the time I was chased by a fox, yup thats right i was chased by a fox and it wasnt that fun.
9:30 pm Playing Farkle can not belive that LA beat my score.
9:45 starting to think that this blog is going to take for ever to spell check, because i can not spell at all, this is now a horrible idea.
10:00 pm gone to bed good night world.
4:30 am wake up to go walk/jog and you know how the rest goes
There you go 24 hours of my life in a blog, wow im boring. Thanks for reading let me know what you think?
July 7, 2009
4:30 am Woke up to go on my walk/jog.
4:32 am When back to sleep
5:30 am Wake up to start my day hop on the scale , cool i almost lost all my 4th weight i gained. Then droped a duece. hoped on the scale now i lost all the 4th weight. Now i gots to get my coffe.
5:45 am hop on facebook not much going on. reply to Michale H. post. watch a video my brother in law posted (funny funny funny) Whatching jordan sparks video Battlefield
6:30 am should be getting ready for work but going to play farkle instead woohoo
6:54 am got ready fr work going out the door tell my mother bye and luv you, yes thats right 26 and living at home, just living the dream every day
7:15 am getting to work listen to drake - best i ever had the whole way. Luv it.
7:20 am clock in
7:20:30 am thinking of a way to go home early, deside to stay.
7:50 am nard dog shows up for work we chit chat, he tells me stuff like how his wife ripped a nasty fart the we joke about the river boat bandits
8:18 am Deep disscusion on the the tree amigos movie
8:20 am zune goes on, first song Ben Harper - faded woohoo
8:25 am Nard Dog & I talk about reciving and their awesome work eithic
( Back Kids - not going to teach your boyfriend how to dance)
8:28 am Nard dog & I discuss group nick names we are so Gnarles barkley or the Lone Rangers, COFFE BREAK!
(Delta Spirit - the step and the walk)
8:34 am RIVERBOAT BANDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jake One - God Like)
8:34 am Our Local Dummy leaves early woohoo
(Firemen - Sign the Change)
8:50 am fart on little old lady
( Jack Johnson - Sleep Threw the static)
9:00 am Break Dance Fighting with the Nard Dog
( Kelly Stoltz - Wave Goodbye)
9:13 am Thinking about what i did last night not to happy, fart on little old lady feel a little better, hurry up 10 o'clock
( J mascist and Friends - Please remember I'm here)
9:30 am Me & The Nard Dog disscus the inner workings of our job =)
(Oh No - Action)
9:44 am Cell Phone Bill Paid
(Death Cab For Cutie - I will posses your heart)
10:00 am Break Time fuck yea bro, The Nard dog rags on me about my blog and about my snack choice and the he crack off color MJ joke. Johnny Boy does his lunges by the break area. JV shows up we disscuss poop and putting eggs on our salad yummy! Nard dog v/s banna , Nard Dog wins.
10:24 am break over someone shoots me Nard Dog makes fun of the riverboat bandits and our local dummy again and i do too.
(Louie Armstrong - What a wonderful world)
10:40 am Dance to Beyonce's crazy on love
10:42 am Booger sighting
(Massive attach - Angel)
10:58 am Nard Dog and Jonny Boy try and get me to skip afternoon workout, no way! I lied, I lied it was me trying to get them to go.
(Ray Lamontange - hanna)
11:15 am Hahahah We are going to Elchico to eat woohoo
( Burdon Brothers - If your going to heaven)
11:30 am Arguing With Cuz K about cats, hate them.
( Flogging Molly - The light of a fading star)
11:38 am Giggles Mcgee Sighting
(Flogging Molly - Float)
12:00 pm LUNCH TIME OH YEA , lunch was cool, got our regular waitress johnny boy made her mad over some sour cream, we vented about work and now back to work we go boo who? good time
(Drop Kick Murphys - The rocky road to dublin)
1:30 pm Nard Dog get into a shit talking contest, funny funny, the quick talk about life, deat, and video games, just the norm in the warehouse.
( Kelly Stoltz - Everything Begins)
1:50 pm Just Found out Kareeoke on second break
( Flogging Molly - The Likes of You)
1:55 pm Scratch that we are hackin
(Silversun Pickups - Three Seed)
1:56 pm Droped a Duece
( Dropkick Murphys - Hey Little rich Boy)
2:05 pm Nard Dog rags on my bloging again
(Ben Folds Five - Army)
2:18 pm Johnny boy being sassy
(Fjiya & Miyagi - Cassett single)
2:38 pm Light say i look tired, i am and its showing really bad
(Ben Folds Five - Jackson Canery)
3:00 pm Hacking was ok
3:36 pm Made a new word hobully (hopefully) Nard Dog Made suere i Knew about it
( Pearl Jam - Last Exit)
3:39 pm Farted on little old lady
(Noah and the whale - Rocks and Daggers)
3:46 pm light talking about beating people up again, oh no
( Wilco - Monday)
3:54 pm Lesson about elvis from vinney B
(New Found Glory - Sincerly Me)
4:09 pm Big Curtis shows up day almost over, farted on little old lady
(Death Cab for Cutie - Twin Sized Bed)
4:23 pm Last few minutes of work and it glorious
(cypresshill - aint going out like that)
4:30 pm Off work on my way home, yayaya
(David Banhart I just feel like a child)
(Rancid - I aint worried)
(Jim Jones - This is the life)
4:45 pm I think i made cuz K mad, I did call her horse face
( Dropkick Murphys - Captain Kellys Kitchen)
4:55 pm Cuz K is cool now she made fun of my toe, Note to slef dont mention horse head around cuz k
(Killswitch Engadge - Holy Diver)
5:05 pm DM just reminded me about a funny story i need to blog about, yayayay her
(El Michels Affair - Behind the Blue Curtins)
5:12 pm JPVS is picking on me now im sad and crying, she is funny. My mom bout me a shirt. I feel even better now, awesome.
(Matt Costa - Songs We Sing)
5:24 pm Gone to shower then off to Academy sports fun balls
( Old Crow Medicine Show - Let it Alone)
6:30 pm Bout some ankle weights and a workout ball, yea thats right a workout ball.
(Daughtry - Over You)
6:45 pm Some kid are selling water by the side of the road. Wanna know how i found out? One of the kids ran up banged on my window and yelled at me "HEY MISTA YOU WANT TO BUY SOME WATER" My response was a very loud masculine scream.
( Drake - Best I Ever Had)
7:00 pm watching Ultimate 100 fights with pops and talking a little fighting too.
8:19 pm Thinking about starting to work on my blog its going to take a while to finish, I think i have had better ideas. My mom brings my icream i am a complet loser, but i have ice cream so ha!
9:05 pm Instead of starting on this blog I write about the time I was chased by a fox, yup thats right i was chased by a fox and it wasnt that fun.
9:30 pm Playing Farkle can not belive that LA beat my score.
9:45 starting to think that this blog is going to take for ever to spell check, because i can not spell at all, this is now a horrible idea.
10:00 pm gone to bed good night world.
4:30 am wake up to go walk/jog and you know how the rest goes
There you go 24 hours of my life in a blog, wow im boring. Thanks for reading let me know what you think?
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Why yes I am happy to see you and yes that is a bananna in my pocket.
I talked about in earlyer blogs how i used to be a pre-school teacher and i guess another funny story or thing i used to do involved the DHS lady.
Every so often we would have a visit from the DHS lady. She was an older hispanic woman and fairly atractive. Everyone would get nervous when she showed up, not me though I was never worried about here i would just alaways do what i did, whitch wasnt always what i was suppose to do tehe.She would never right me up though, probubly because i would flirt my ass off with here, never anything more lets get this clear because I had a Girlfriend and that shit is a no no with me. So she would ask me questions about the kids and i would answer them with the dumbest questions ever. Here is an example, DHS lady: What time did you wash the childern's hands Mr. Seth , Mr. Seth: Wow DHS Lady you smell amazing, and your shoes wow. , DHS Lady: Oh why thank you Mr. Seth its a new fragrance I'm trying. , Mr Seth: well its devine. DHS Lady: Oh thank you. Then she would leave me alone and our room would be cool. So either she thought I was hot or really really slow.
Either way it save my ass many many many many many of time.
Every so often we would have a visit from the DHS lady. She was an older hispanic woman and fairly atractive. Everyone would get nervous when she showed up, not me though I was never worried about here i would just alaways do what i did, whitch wasnt always what i was suppose to do tehe.She would never right me up though, probubly because i would flirt my ass off with here, never anything more lets get this clear because I had a Girlfriend and that shit is a no no with me. So she would ask me questions about the kids and i would answer them with the dumbest questions ever. Here is an example, DHS lady: What time did you wash the childern's hands Mr. Seth , Mr. Seth: Wow DHS Lady you smell amazing, and your shoes wow. , DHS Lady: Oh why thank you Mr. Seth its a new fragrance I'm trying. , Mr Seth: well its devine. DHS Lady: Oh thank you. Then she would leave me alone and our room would be cool. So either she thought I was hot or really really slow.
Either way it save my ass many many many many many of time.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
yea big deal i pooped my pants.
I have be working out now for almost a year and have lost over 70 pound from when i started. I do mostly cardio, then more cardio, and then more cardio. So what would I do, I would wake up at 4 or 5 in he morning and walk for hours until i had to leave for work. I'm very proud of myself for this. Well that said there was one morning that it seemed that anything that could happen it would and here it goes.
It was around 4:30 and kind cold, I had my usual walking cloths on a hoodie jogging pants stocking hat and my shoes. So i was either walking or robbing some one. I started off moving pretty good you know feeling good glad to be out getting fresh air then when I come around the corner and take a few steps and i trip and fall on the road. i mean i fell hard and I was flipping out because i really had no idea why I fell. So i get up and dust myself off and keep going. Now any one who knows me well, knows i have horrible sinuses i mean they suck. So the pollen count was up and my sinuses have been bothering me all week, and I'm still walking. I get a couple block away from where i feel at i start feeling sick to my stomach. Well needless to say i think you know whats about to happen. Forget it I'm going to tell you any way. I threw up and I'm not talking a little it was quite a bit. But it wasn't food or the water i had been drinking it was a giant loogie. Ew i know but that's what happen. But i felt sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better after that happen. So I'm coming back around for my second lap. I pass where I fell, then I pass the giant loogie yes it still there. Then i get to this one part where there is a little creek type area, and i got my head phones on I think i was listening to Cool Kids - Gold and a Pager (GREAT SONG) when all of a sudden a fox pops out of the bushes. I kinda stop where I was standing. The fox start coming tword me so i move a little fast away from it, but then it starts moving faster, then i start jogging, it starts jogging. At this point I'm rattled and start running full sprint and the fox just stops and goes back. Now at this point i was probably around 330 - 320, I am dead tired so i decide to head back nut away from the fox. I get started back and I'm about two or three blocks away and yes sure enough i throw up another giant loogie. I finally get home and take a shower and after my shower i just sit and think about what the hell just happen to me. So after all of that I decided not to walk in my neighborhood anymore. I walk other places without foxes lol.
It was around 4:30 and kind cold, I had my usual walking cloths on a hoodie jogging pants stocking hat and my shoes. So i was either walking or robbing some one. I started off moving pretty good you know feeling good glad to be out getting fresh air then when I come around the corner and take a few steps and i trip and fall on the road. i mean i fell hard and I was flipping out because i really had no idea why I fell. So i get up and dust myself off and keep going. Now any one who knows me well, knows i have horrible sinuses i mean they suck. So the pollen count was up and my sinuses have been bothering me all week, and I'm still walking. I get a couple block away from where i feel at i start feeling sick to my stomach. Well needless to say i think you know whats about to happen. Forget it I'm going to tell you any way. I threw up and I'm not talking a little it was quite a bit. But it wasn't food or the water i had been drinking it was a giant loogie. Ew i know but that's what happen. But i felt sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better after that happen. So I'm coming back around for my second lap. I pass where I fell, then I pass the giant loogie yes it still there. Then i get to this one part where there is a little creek type area, and i got my head phones on I think i was listening to Cool Kids - Gold and a Pager (GREAT SONG) when all of a sudden a fox pops out of the bushes. I kinda stop where I was standing. The fox start coming tword me so i move a little fast away from it, but then it starts moving faster, then i start jogging, it starts jogging. At this point I'm rattled and start running full sprint and the fox just stops and goes back. Now at this point i was probably around 330 - 320, I am dead tired so i decide to head back nut away from the fox. I get started back and I'm about two or three blocks away and yes sure enough i throw up another giant loogie. I finally get home and take a shower and after my shower i just sit and think about what the hell just happen to me. So after all of that I decided not to walk in my neighborhood anymore. I walk other places without foxes lol.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
let me go ahead and apologize ahead of time (adult content)
I've been to Knoxville plenty of times to realize that I would have failed miserably if i tried to go there, so like a smart person i just visited friend that attended there and yes there are plenty of good stories that came from my visits.On one visit Mike and I went up for the UGA game it was awesome. Georgia smashed them but that's not where the story is even though in that game Georgia ran back a 98 yard fumble. Its what happen after the game that made this trip magical.
We arrive in Knoxville and the smell of liquor hits my face like a brick, Mike looks at me and says this will be the best trip ever, and i agree. We show up to my friend Dug's apartment with a bag of clothes and a bottle of liquor each. Mike went with E & J and I went with Absolute, and we could of wet with the small bottles but noooooooooooooooooooo we went with the big boys. This was going to be a fun night to say the least. We get to the apartment and get started or at least catch up. The rest of the night is kinda a bler with flashes of stupid stuff we did like when Brando showed up after the game explaining about how he ran from the stadium and how he snuck liquor in by taping zip locked bags to his legs lol. Another one was when Mike was walking to the store to get some more drink and the helicopter hit him with the spot lite and he came back and we asked him why he same back and all he would say is "the helicopter caught me, freaking commies.". Or there was the breaking glass incident when me and dug were talking a really attractive girl way to pretty for me, and i mean WAY to pretty for me, or even Dug ( he is my pretty friend, and I'm not ashamed to admit it). So we are talking and i have had one, two, ten to many and I say something along the lines about how big Dug is ( I've herd rumors, but never positively confirmed this) and smash my glass cup on the ground and run off. Why would I do such a thing you ask, because I was batman and when your batman when you want to leave a situation you gotta got out like batman and distract everyone when you leave, so i smashed a glass on the ground and scampered off. There was also the time that dug called a beeper to come pick him up but he didn't show for three hours and when he did i was the only one outside and i made him take me to the store to get some more drink, so yes i posed as a frat boy for ten min. The Vic and Bill's incident was a good one Dug wanted to take us and it was late and we were hungry so we went. We get there and its packed, but we find a booth and we sit down dug get our food order for us so we are all three waiting at our booth when all of a sudden this girl come and sits down next to me and just starts talking to us like she has been there the whole time, but she hasn't and she is getting on my nerves because she wont shut up and she is obviously flirting with Dug and her gay friend is creeping me out big time. So I look at her and ask I'm my most sobering voice "UMMM are we going to make out or what?" She politely answers " Oh my god, no way ugh" so i nicely say " the get the f**** out of my booth stupid" when her gay friend say " damn girl he told you" and I laugh at her. then when we exit Vic and Bills there are two girls having trouble finding there cell phone and ask us to help them find it its in there car so we do. Then all of a sudden two large black me walk up and say very nicely
"what the hell are yall doing" dug quickly defuses the situation that I made easy because I kept shouting we are on the same team because I noticed that they were Georgia fans. So we finally get home and lay down for bed and i pass out immediately. I'm sleeping like a baby when to guys enter the room and wake me up by shaking my leg and calling me dug. they turn on the lights and say "your not dug" when i say "na duh what the hell are you guys" and they say "who the hell are you" this wen on for ten min and i can't help but notice that they have just shaved there heads with razors, how do you know that you may ask, well i can tell because the have cuts in there heads and are bleeding slightly in different areas on there heads. We finally figure out we are both friends of Dug's and I go back to sleep. This was just the first night. WOW!
We arrive in Knoxville and the smell of liquor hits my face like a brick, Mike looks at me and says this will be the best trip ever, and i agree. We show up to my friend Dug's apartment with a bag of clothes and a bottle of liquor each. Mike went with E & J and I went with Absolute, and we could of wet with the small bottles but noooooooooooooooooooo we went with the big boys. This was going to be a fun night to say the least. We get to the apartment and get started or at least catch up. The rest of the night is kinda a bler with flashes of stupid stuff we did like when Brando showed up after the game explaining about how he ran from the stadium and how he snuck liquor in by taping zip locked bags to his legs lol. Another one was when Mike was walking to the store to get some more drink and the helicopter hit him with the spot lite and he came back and we asked him why he same back and all he would say is "the helicopter caught me, freaking commies.". Or there was the breaking glass incident when me and dug were talking a really attractive girl way to pretty for me, and i mean WAY to pretty for me, or even Dug ( he is my pretty friend, and I'm not ashamed to admit it). So we are talking and i have had one, two, ten to many and I say something along the lines about how big Dug is ( I've herd rumors, but never positively confirmed this) and smash my glass cup on the ground and run off. Why would I do such a thing you ask, because I was batman and when your batman when you want to leave a situation you gotta got out like batman and distract everyone when you leave, so i smashed a glass on the ground and scampered off. There was also the time that dug called a beeper to come pick him up but he didn't show for three hours and when he did i was the only one outside and i made him take me to the store to get some more drink, so yes i posed as a frat boy for ten min. The Vic and Bill's incident was a good one Dug wanted to take us and it was late and we were hungry so we went. We get there and its packed, but we find a booth and we sit down dug get our food order for us so we are all three waiting at our booth when all of a sudden this girl come and sits down next to me and just starts talking to us like she has been there the whole time, but she hasn't and she is getting on my nerves because she wont shut up and she is obviously flirting with Dug and her gay friend is creeping me out big time. So I look at her and ask I'm my most sobering voice "UMMM are we going to make out or what?" She politely answers " Oh my god, no way ugh" so i nicely say " the get the f**** out of my booth stupid" when her gay friend say " damn girl he told you" and I laugh at her. then when we exit Vic and Bills there are two girls having trouble finding there cell phone and ask us to help them find it its in there car so we do. Then all of a sudden two large black me walk up and say very nicely
"what the hell are yall doing" dug quickly defuses the situation that I made easy because I kept shouting we are on the same team because I noticed that they were Georgia fans. So we finally get home and lay down for bed and i pass out immediately. I'm sleeping like a baby when to guys enter the room and wake me up by shaking my leg and calling me dug. they turn on the lights and say "your not dug" when i say "na duh what the hell are you guys" and they say "who the hell are you" this wen on for ten min and i can't help but notice that they have just shaved there heads with razors, how do you know that you may ask, well i can tell because the have cuts in there heads and are bleeding slightly in different areas on there heads. We finally figure out we are both friends of Dug's and I go back to sleep. This was just the first night. WOW!
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Because Bill is my friend!
When i was young my mom asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up and I told her i wanted to be an army man, she said "well go to school great and education and you can be an army man". The I said "no i don't wanna be that i want to be a police man", she said "well go to school get a good education and you can be a police man". Then i said "no I want to be a fireman, she said "well got to school and get a good education and you can be a fireman". Then I said "no I wanna be a garbage man when i grown up", she said "well go to school get a good education and you can be a garbage man". Then i said "Mom i wanna be stupid". I would like to let everyone know that I'm just living the dream!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Spell check blog!
So i get made fun of a lot, mostly by my sister when i write stuff online, about not being able to spell. So i got to thinking its apart of me that is really funny. So i decided to write a blog with out using spell check. A lot of you might be amazed that in past blogs you might say you found a missed spelled word. Well smarty pants you didn't you just found a word spelled correctly just not used in the right way, so poo on you. I have never ever been able to spell so good, and i mean ever. To this day i still ask people how to spell certain words. Even the easy words like holiday or fart maybe even holiday. The point of this is i never really scared to write even though i was tormented by everyone for this horrible thing i have. I always write how i want to spell check or no spell check. You might wonder who i blame for this, well not my parents and not my family. Mostly i blame the metro school system for their failure to make me a better citizen. So the next time you read this blog and you are amazed by all the grammar errors, don't be because I've been doing this for years and your just now catching on, and i just don't really care because its just another thing that can make people laugh. Have a great day!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Just call me Mr. Awsome.
A lot of people don't know this about me but at one point in my life i was a preschool teacher. I was a preschool teacher for about a year and it was the most fun i have ever had at a job. I worked with four year old classroom. I'm not going to say where i worked for reasons all my own.Now a lot of funny things happen but the one story that stand out to me the most is this one.
One day out at the playground i was sitting watching the kids play on the playground when another teacher came and asked me a question and we started to talk. Don't worry there were other teachers watching the kids. There was one kid in my class that i really connected with he thought i was the coolest i and i thought the exact same about him. Well i was talking to the other teacher he came up to me and tyred to get my attention. He said "Mr. Sef, Mr. Sef" ( that what the kids called me they couldn't say Mr. Seth) I told him to hold one one second, but he kept going "Mr. Sef, Mr. Sef" I told him to hold one one more time. He climb up the back side of the picnic table that i was sitting on, so i couldn't see him. He said "Mr. Sef" I said what is it and turned my head. As soon as i got all the way around i was met with a fist to the the temple. This four year old drops me to my knees. It was a flash knockout. He jumps on my back and starts laughing. It was a joke to him, but not really to me because i just got knockout by a four year old. Man i miss that job sometimes.
One day out at the playground i was sitting watching the kids play on the playground when another teacher came and asked me a question and we started to talk. Don't worry there were other teachers watching the kids. There was one kid in my class that i really connected with he thought i was the coolest i and i thought the exact same about him. Well i was talking to the other teacher he came up to me and tyred to get my attention. He said "Mr. Sef, Mr. Sef" ( that what the kids called me they couldn't say Mr. Seth) I told him to hold one one second, but he kept going "Mr. Sef, Mr. Sef" I told him to hold one one more time. He climb up the back side of the picnic table that i was sitting on, so i couldn't see him. He said "Mr. Sef" I said what is it and turned my head. As soon as i got all the way around i was met with a fist to the the temple. This four year old drops me to my knees. It was a flash knockout. He jumps on my back and starts laughing. It was a joke to him, but not really to me because i just got knockout by a four year old. Man i miss that job sometimes.
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